July 4th Series Cometh!
The start of the new race season is almost here, so finish sanding and varnishing, and get those sails out!
Time to bulk up boardmen,
Here’s video of some weight gain advice for dangerously underweight boardmen..
And stock up on…
I’m looking forward to this new season of races and intend to document as much as I can so any comment and concerns please let me know! Alos I’m going to add any pictures I get and hope to have an option for everyone to upload them directly if they wish to share them I will put them up.
Gristle:
Damn, son. You need to serve those burgers at an all-boardman luncheon as a final preseason tuneup this Friday. (Which is, incidentally, also known as Squelches’ Eve).
25 June 2008, 8:25 pmJohnny Scrappleseed:
Squelchy, squelchy night
M’boardman holds me tight
But somethin’ bout the way Pete’s talkin’ ain’t quite right.
Squelchy, squelchy night
I can fly a staysail and a kite
I long to be a primary
but Corbin says that I’m too light
… but someday I just might.
So I’ll have another bite
of scrapple, egg and cheese on white
I’ll eat until my paints get tight.
Squelchy, squelchy night.
28 June 2008, 6:19 amMisery Man:
Dear Blog-Meister,
I think you need some weekly columns. Some ideas might include:
“Tuesdays With Tad”
“Korbin’s Korner”
“The Name is Johnson - Brad Johnson”
“So Five Irishmen Step on a Canoe…”
“Ask Daisy”
“What Would Jimmy Wilson Have Done?”
“Storytime With Jeep”
What do you think?
2 July 2008, 9:33 amMuscle:
Trust thy Boardman.
2 July 2008, 3:47 pm